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a couple of jokes for reegs to groan at

an englishman, an irishman, a scotsman, a welshman, an italian, a yank, a mexican, an argentine, a aussie, a china man, a german a norweigian, a swiss an russian and a japanese bloke went to a night-club.......

but the bouncer stopped them on the door and said.."you cant come in here without a thai"..... Very Happy

Finding a woman sobbing because she had locked her keys in her car, a passing soldier assures her that he can help.
She looks on amazed as he removes his trousers, rolls them into a tight ball and rubs them against the car door.
Magically it opens.
"That's so clever," the woman gasps. "How did you do it?"

Easy," replies the man. "These are my khakis". Very Happy  salut Forum Index -> Leeds Service Crew Forum.
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