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Got home last night and my girlfriend was sat opposite me with her legs wide open. I said to her, "Are you wearing crotchless knickers?"

"Oh,yes!" she replied with a little smile.

I said, "Thank fuck for that, I thought the sofa had burst!"

A Muslim has died whilst training to be a skydiver.

The BNP Skydiving school said they had no idea why his snorkle and flippers did not open

Been to the gym,had a nice hot shower and i've just picked up a bottle of home brew off a neighbour for this evening. I've got a few spliffs rolled up for the XBox tournament with the lads, after which i'll muck about online with some porn and gambling sites then its a nice blow job before i fuck off to bed.

I fucking love prison Orc ass Forum Index -> Leeds Service Crew Forum.
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